It's Going to Be a Long Night (Sirius and Harry)
Serenity was dragging her feet to Professor Black's office. She had just spent the last hour and a half having her butt lectured off by her father, something she did not enjoy at all. She would much rather have had him just give her some tedious task,

Harry Potter and the Search for a Father Figure
This essay all started as an angry reaction to this picture; what originally was a paragraph of ranting turned into an essay of 1,312 words. I hate this graphic so much. Because Severus Snape is not a father figure to Harry. He never tried to

Lily's "Death"
Can I get an explanation on how lily escaped me slitting her throat and watching her body be swallowed up by a summon?

Slytherin Showers
[Because I was told to make this.]

Severus Snape
Woah! I was suprised he didn't have a thread already! He doesn't need to explain himself...

Harry Potter Tags!
I know I didn't include everyone, sorry. And sorry if you take offense at this, Earthy, I know you're not gay but you're a genius. Kali: Voldemort - the one that is mad Bellatrix - the on that is obsessive Kouzai: Sirius - the one that

The Attack of Hagrid the Pedo
CAN YOU ALL STOP STICKING YOUR EFFING TRALALAS IN MY TAILPIPE SO WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION? THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING. LIKE, MAYBE LATER TONIGHT IN THE CLOSET? THANKS. [19:38:11] Draco : Hi, kids! Hagrid the Pedo here! Why don't you come

Fanfictionous Goodies - Together (Princess Tutu)
Welcome, reader, to my secret lair of fanfiction. I used to write fanfiction on a fairly regular basis, but my original works demanded the time I was spending with fanfiction. Still, it is something I enjoy doing and so I thought that I’d share with

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Snape, Lupin, Draco, and Harry style)
Snape's a basilisk.

The Official Severus Snape Fan Club
I love Snape. Someday we're going to get married. This is true fact.

He Said to Meet Him Here (Open To Anyone)
Evelyn was waiting, for whom? Her beloved...they apparently had a lot to top about. She knew that they definitely needed to discuss his present day parentage. She had visited him at St. Mungo's and he was finally let out and she was prepared to spend some

So...Rated R? (Draco/Harry)
Draco got me SO DAMN INTO SMUT LAST NIGHT. That I began this and finished it this morning. feel free to pick it apart, I want to improve. XD (I truly feel I'm rubbish at this, but I can't help myself.) Draco pushed Harry down into the chair. “Potter, I

The Many Exciting and Smutty Adventures of Snape
Because I am laughing hysterically at all of this nonsense, I wanted to see what ships people liked most.

THERE WAS NO SNAPE RAPE!!
I'll be on chat sometime to tell you stories of what happened... There was no Snape Rape but I feel like there almost was...

What would have happened if Lily never died?
For the sake of arguement, let's just say that the sacrifice Lily gave to Harry, that James did that, stood in front of the crib, shielded Harry from harm, etcetera, etcetera. Would Lily have sought another man to raise Harry? Would she have gone with